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Regardless of how nervous you
are about the hike (especially if this is your first
time) do not drink alcohol while driving to the trail
head. If you are skeptical
read this.
Make certain that your boots
are broken in. You do not want to cut the hike short
due to acute crippling of your feet. This happened
to a poor sap one time and it was not a pretty
sight. If you need to purchase new boots, the
Ozark Trail - Men's Peyton III
High-Top Hiking Boots at Walmart are a
good choice.
Get a pair of
sock liners and WOOL socks. Cotton is not your
friend when hiking.
Learn
a bit about
Black Bears.
Chances are you will not see or encounter one,
however, many forests are loaded
with them, you will be more apt to survive
with clean undershorts if you are somewhat educated
about them. Keep in mind that you may soil yourself
regardless the first time you see one. This is
entirely normal and is nothing to be ashamed about.
Think about
things that you would not normally think about when
preparing for the hike. Try to have every
situation that you may experience planned for
appropriately. Make certain to bring the items
that will be needed to address these preconceived
situations Some examples are: tools,
shoelaces, rope, spare batteries, needle and thread,
etc.... Hopefully you will not need these items,
however, if you fail to bring them you will need
them.
Purchase or
construct a
First Aid kit. There is no real need to
elaborate on this topic, in that it would be nothing
more than an exercise in stating the complete
obvious.
Know what
Poison Ivy
looks like. If you do not know, you may have the
luxury of scratching yourself into a complete
stupor.
Bring
Duct Tape for blister prevention and treatment.
Bring a
Swiss Army knife or equivalent.
The Climber
is a good all around model that has the essentials.
Other important survival
items are; waterproof matches in a waterproof
container, preferably one with a flint attached; a
durable compass; map; watch; waterproof ground cloth
and cover; flashlight; binoculars; dark glasses;
fatty emergency foods; food gathering gear; and
signaling items
If you are
current suffering from any medical/dental problems
that may unexpectedly flare up (i.e. tooth ache,
appendix, kidney stones), get it corrected before
considering going on a backpacking trip. You do not
want to be in a position where you have to get
dental treatment by some unknown hack in a small
jerkwater town. Just as painful is experiencing an
appendectomy that is performed by a fellow hiker. I
think you get the idea...
If possible, poop
immediately before hitting the trail. By
evacuating your system at the start of your hike,
you will eliminate one episode of outdoor
defecation. The general consensus among outdoor
enthusiasts is that "Number Two" is better performed
in an enclosed structure with modern plumbing and
available cleaning supplies. Also, dried oak leaves
are unpleasant.
If you want to "lighten
your load" bring food that does not require
cooking (i.e. beef jerky, nuts, tuna, etc) One night
without "hot" food will not have devastating impact
on your livelihood and will make things easier for
you. Also, if you are subsisting solely on
dehydrated meals and coffee/ tea, try making one of these
lightweight alcohol stoves. These
work wonderfully and weigh practically nothing.
If you are not subsisting
solely on dehydrated meals and coffee/ tea, the
following stoves are good choices:
- Coleman
Feather™ 442 Dual Fuel™
This stove is not too big, is simple to light,
has a large fuel tank, and wont explode in your
face. Some backpacking "purists" denounce
this stove as too heavy and /or
unreliable....they are wrong don't listen to
them.
-
Optimus Svea 123R
. This stove has been around for many years, is
made of solid brass, and dead reliable. However
you need to be careful when lighting it or it
could explode and cause injury. However, this
rarely happens.
If you are using a gasoline
stove you will need to carry additional fuel.
You can spend $20 - $30 on a Sigg or MSR aluminum
bottle which work great. However, you can also use
the empty aluminum bottle that many of the popular
"energy" drinks are packaged in. Just make certain
that the cap is leak proof so you don't die from
inhaling gasoline fumes or inadvertent explosion.
You will need something to
cook your food or boil your water in. If you are
really trying to pare the weight from your pack
bring a smallish kettle that can serve as a cooking
pot as well as a drinking cup. You can find just
about anything by performing some online shopping.
If you are a real cheap person, you can fashion a
nice pot out of an emptied out Tomato Puree can.
Just make certain to file the lip of the can down
smooth so you don't inadvertently remove you lips
while drinking from it.
A few thoughts about
titanium. It is over priced and you don't have
to have it - regardless of what you will hear or
read from the backpacking "experts". Save your money
and put it towards additional gear that will provide
real benefit. Also don't waste your time drilling
holes in your toothbrush to save weight.
Buy a
spork
If you want to save a few
bucks along with some weight use an empty 1 liter
plastic tonic water bottle (or similar item) as you
water bottle.
Don't overload on clothing
and abide by good Layering principles.
Make certain that you bring adequate clothing that
will allow you to comfortably handle the expected
temperatures that you will encounter , however, do
not get caught up in the notion that you have to
wear new "clean" clothes every day. Keep in mind
that you are participating in an outdoor activity
and that it is not imperative that you look your
best. As long as you are comfortable and do not
smell like the "ass end of a great unwashed beast"
you will be fine. You will be amazed at the weight
that you will pare from your pack by not bringing
unneeded clothing. Also,
Read this.
If you are a
real stinker consider bringing a package of personal
cleansing wipes. You can use these to keep yourself
nice and tidy, and any unused remnants can be used
to clean your infant child's keister.
More than likely you will
want to sleep in a
tent of some sort. Most often the
tent is the heaviest component in your pack, and
unless you are fond of humping heavy loads, you
should consider a lightweight tent designed for
backpacking. Besides being lighter and stronger than
the "family heirloom 3 man dome tent" that most
first timers throw in their pack, they are designed
for handling the elements better. If you are not
claustrophobic, consider a solo backpackers tent otherwise choose a small 2 man
shelter. The tent is the best and most overlooked
opportunity to shed weight from your pack.
A
groundcloth is always a good idea. The first
thing that usually comes to mind is the piece of
plastic that goes under the tent. However, it is
really much more than that. It can also be used as
an emergency rain shelter and is a great to use for
seating purposes - especially when on the trail and
taking a nice long break. Just spread it out and you
have a nice dry clean spot to rest and setup for
making a meal, etc... Take a walk around a new
construction site and find yourself a good sized
piece of "Tyvek" - which is the white sheeting that
goes around the bare walls when constructing a house
or building. Keep in mind that you may suffer pain
if you get caught removing it from the walls of a
new house.
"If you are a light
sleeper, consider bringing a pillow of some sort
- preferably the biggest one you can effectively
pack. Many backpackers forget this
valuable item or substitute a stuff sack filled with
clothes for it. This works well for many folks,
however, many poor saps experience sleepless nights
because of it. If you have problems falling
asleep bring a book to read - nothing scary though.
Remember, when you are lying in your tent awake at
night you hear many different noises and sounds.
Bring pain reliever. While
Cannibis Sativa is a good pain reliever, it is
illegal and not recommended for this trip. If you
really want to make certain that you have quality
pain reliever, go to the dentist and fake a bad
toothache. If you are lucky you will get a
prescription for Darvon or Percoset that you can
store in a water tight container and keep with your
hiking equipment. This stuff will last for years
with no deterioration, and you will be ensured of
having pain relief when you really need it.
If possible run a mile every
couple of days as soon as the weather permits. You
will be amazed at how much easier the hike will be
for you.
If you smoke -
quit now.
Bring some type of
ointment for chafing of your scrotum, inner
thighs, and rectal area. Don't laugh - if it happens
you will be most happy that you brought it. There
have been hikers who have had to remove their
underwear due to intense irritation from chafing
and or
fissures.
Get a pair of
sock liners and WOOL socks. Cotton is not your
friend when hiking.
Bring adequate food for the
hike. Think diligently about what you will eat
during the hike. More than likely you will bring too
much food. Consider purchasing
pre-packaged dehydrated meals. Do not bring more
than you really need (i.e. a 5 pound bag of trail
mix). This is difficult to estimate, however. Often
it takes a few trips to figure it out correctly.
Some people never figure it out. If you don't
want to spend your hard earned money on expensive
pre packaged dehydrated foods you can choose from
many options at your local grocery store. Consider
those entrees that only mandate the addition of hot
water and you will be fine. Choose wrongly though
and your innards won't be fine.
Consider purchasing a
water filter or purifier. Not having one will
necessitate mooching off of your fellow hikers, or
possibly contracting a
waterborne sickness. Neither of these are
pleasant options.
Bring some sort of
rain gear.
If you do not have any it will rain on you.
If you have a difficult time
falling asleep bring a book to read.
If considering the previous
suggestion, bring a lantern -
a very small lantern.
While not mandatory, it is
highly desirable to bring some type of sleeping pad
to insulate you from the ground and provide some
degree of comfort. There are two types of pads -
closed and open cell.
Open cell are usually at least 1 inch thick and
soft. Modern types are most often enclosed in a
vinyl cover and can be inflated.
Closed cell units are usually about 1/2 inch
thick and not soft, however, they are significantly
less expensive. Back surgery, however, is very
expensive.
Bring
Immodium AD or
equivalent.
Blackberry Brandy (or any
other flavor ) is quite good to sip when sitting
around the fire listening to the shallow
conversation emanating from the participants.
If you
really want to pare the ounces while maintaining the
ability to enjoy an alcoholic haze, consider
bringing a small container of 190 proof grain
alcohol (or grain neutral spirits as is sometimes
referred to). This lethal solution is often sold
under the name of "Everclear"
and can be mixed with any type of beverage. One shot
glass equals about 3 beers so be careful. Also, do
not drink this straight as you may suffer severe
oral and gastric disturbances.
If you know any good jokes
they will be welcome. Most of the jokes that are
told are very poor in quality, and often times lack
any humorous value whatsoever.
Bring slippers or some sort of
comfortable (lightweight) footwear to wear in the
camp area. Your dogs will be barking and you will be
glad to give them a break.
If relaxation comfort is very
important to your well being, you may want to
splurge on weight and bring a lightweight folding
stool. This is immensely better than sitting on a
log or rock - or the wet ground for that matter.
Another option - use you sleeping pad (if you are
using one) for relaxation. A plastic garbage bag
also works, as does the silver shiny "emergency
blanket" that should be in your first aid kit. Keep
in mind that any option exclusive of the stool or
sleeping pad may result in rectal pain due to hard/
inflexible surfaces.
Make certain that your
sleeping bag is adequate for the temperature that is
expected. Add about five degrees to the
manufacturer's temperature rating. Pound for
pound, a good down filled sleeping bag will provide
you with the most comfort and warmth. However, it
will also lighten your wallet significantly.
Therefore you need to perform a
comfort/weight/wallet analysis. However if you
freeze to death your analysis will become
meaningless. Buy the best you can afford and that
which meets your needs. No need to buy a zero degree
rated bag if you never camp in the late fall or
winter months.
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